The middle of my pie

How about a cherry pie?
What would it mean to you if I gave you one?
I don’t like cherry pie,
Nor would I ever eat one.
And I wouldn’t expect my friends to think that I would.

So what if someone gave me a cherry pie?
Would I say thank you?
Would I look at it in disgust?
Do I even know what I’d do with it?

I don’t think I’d eat it,
I think cherries are gross like that,
But it’s rude not to eat something a friend thought to give you,
So what would I do?

I’ll tell you what I’d do.
I’d take the pie somewhere else,
And throw it away,
Not because I don’t like that person,
Not because I don’t care,
I just don’t like cherry pie,
Why should they care?

Then I’d go get them something,
And make it just as sweet,
And hope that I got them something they’d actually eat!!!